I’ve Got 99 Problems, But A Belted Cardigan Ain’t One

If you're having sweater problems I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems, but a belted cardigan ain't one. Shit makes you look wise like a Jedi AND cool and relaxed like The Dude. So, pretty much a nerd stoner. BUT a cool nerd stoner that is cozy and warm and draped up and dripped out. Thank god for merino wool, them joints keep you extremely comfortable in the winter. Maybe we should all raise our own wool now. FUCK YOUR "URBAN" CHICKENS, BRUH BRUH. I RAISE MY OWN WOOL.