It’s Called Progress

A few years ago if you had said, “Hey check out these pants. They are 100% cotton, have a hidden pocket on the side seam, are made in Japan and they have a leopard print crotch detail” I would’ve been like, "FUCK YOU, SON. LEOPARD PRINT CROTCHES ARE FOR WOMEN WITH DADDY ISSUES" before slapping the shit out of you. But it's not a few years ago, it is today, and these Head Porter Plus are dope. If you haven't already noticed lately, we are out here wearing blanket capes and leopard print crotches and other ridiculous shit. That's called progress. DADDY ISSUES AIN’T JUST FOR STRIPPERS ANYMORE. FUCK WITH ME.

  • http://www.mrmag.bandcamp.com MaG

    f*ckwittable. i ain’t f*cking wit em tho’. but, to each his own. i’d rather wear a snuggie to a KKK rally. nah, i’m playing. i’d rather wear these.

  • TRIADER

    I Hope This Becomes A Rapper Fad So I Can Hear Songs With Lyrics Like “Pussy On The Crotch”