Irrelevant Factoids

Damn, I’m a sucker for brogue boots on Vibram soles the same way I’m a sucker for girls who are emotionally distant and have really nice hair. Throw a black accent on the heel and I’m sold. Haven and Mark McNairy have teamed up to offer us these oxblood brogue boots. I feel like Clipse have a lyric about turning your Timbs oxblood or something, but I can’t remember it. Anywho, people should wear boots more often. The best thing about Vibram soles is they’re super quiet. You can totally sneak up on people ninja style. I don’t know how that factoid is relevant, but say it comes up. You better quote the original source material, motherfucker.