Introducing Saint Laurent’s First Sneaker

Keeping up with the jawnses is mad fucking hard these days. Case in point, Hedi Slimane's Saint Laurent produced glorified Stan Smith's and it's, like, how do you even floss when someone steps in the room with these? "Oh, you're rocking CPs? Cool story, bro. My kicks are basically exactly the same, but that SL shit. Suck a dick. Swag. Swag." And then everyone will definitely hate you, but, at the same time, be all like,"Man, fuck Common Projects. I needs to get down with that SL tongue." Before you know it Stan Smith's will be trendy again so maybe save the $400 for weed or whatever.

  • http://www.mrmag.bandcamp.com MaG

    Stan Smith…all day…by myself.

  • Demi

    That last sentence is all you need to read.