Instagram’s “Most Stylish Kid” Puts On A Swagger Jacking Clinic

By this point, parents being terrible and dressing their kids up in menswear outfits should be nothing new to you. But the self-proclaimed (read: mom-proclaimed) "Mini Style Hacker" has taken this shit to a whole new level. Not only does this kid's mom dress him up in terrible outfits, but she purposefully bites them from celebs and grade A struggle bloggers like I Am Galla. This is such fuckshit, almost on poetic level, that we really can't even be mad. Truthfully though, even if at first glance it appears dude's mom is just using the notoriety of celebrities and bloggers to garner traffic to her page, it doesn't seem too farfetched to assume that she's essentially using her child as a flotation device into the DMs of dudes she wants bang. Okay, maybe that's just a hilarious stretch. But, I mean, there is an awful lot of Ryan Gosling and James Franco (someone we know is not above the Insta-smang) going on here. And did we mention these outfits aren't even good? Like, if you're gonna "hack" people's style at least, like, follow Four Pins on Instagram, lady. At the end of the day, we feel bad for this kid mostly because his own mother is setting him up for a lifetime of struggle fits and reprehensible swagger jacking rather than letting him choose. And if his choice just so happens to be a life of wack shit, then so be it. At least it was on lil homie's own terms.

  • Guest

    LMAO like you fuccbois have a say….. george *cough cough* elder** cough

  • Bazooka Joe

    follow your dreams and do your thing kid. don’t let dem haters bring you down.

  • Head of the CIA

    Are y’all going to really hate on a kid?

    • Alex

      no, but the parents that motivated this cancer

      • dev c

        how is this a cancer? It’s way better than some of the leading media which promote shows like Toddlers & Tiaras. But here is nothing wrong in being well dressed. But spreading negativity by people like you, who upvoted you are the real “cancer”

        • Alex

          Agree on the toddlers and tiarras bullshit, but yet can’t stand that the parents are raising him into this personality

    • Ghost of Jam Master Jay

      I doubt anyone at Tha Pinz is hating on this lil dude, because it’s pretty apparent this is his mom’s doing, not him. When I was that age I was focused pretty exclusively on candy and re-upping my cootie shots. A tucked-in gingham shirt was the last thing on my priorities.

  • Guest

    Lil’ man is too young to receive any flak from me, so I’ll transfer it to another person pictured in the article instead:
    GRAB A DICTIONARY, LOOK UP “TIER STRUG” AND YOU WILL BE GREETED BY A PICTURE OF I AM GALLA AND NOTHING ELSE, HOMEBOY HAS .7 MILL FOLLOWERS ON THE GRAM AND ZERO TASTE/REMOTELY NON STRUG ITEMS IN HIS WARDROBE, FFS GET ON MY LEVEL

  • Mayor_McSteeze

    Shit is strug. I’d bang his mom though.

  • http://BikePretty.com/ Bike Pretty

    That little boy is adorable and will probably be just fine, but his mom so creeeeepy! Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

    • Tru

      He’s like a young @ryanplett

  • cozyKev

    that i am galla du is what sorority girls’ pinterests “guys with style” looks like

  • squatty

    istagram me farting on this kid’s face

  • vii

    GADDAMN JAKE WOOLF IS A BIG FUCKING SHITTY DILDO

  • Seriously

    This article is more disturbing than the pics.. Fo real!

  • Mephisto

    kid’s popover game is skrong

  • Jessie

    Mom is dressing her kid like the men who left her.

  • BuckDat

    His mom could get the dick though