Indoors 90% Of Your Life

AXS Folk Technology (suh-weet brand name, guys) makes this wideneck anorak out of a nylon/cotton blend and dual side zips. Can you guys tell I really like pullover anoraks? I'm not really sure why I do. Nothing in my life is germane to wearing an anorak. I’m literally indoors 90% of my life. But I will say that I normally don’t take my jacket off when I walk into a building because NO WAY I’M TRUSTING THAT SURLY COAT CHECK GIRL WITH TOO MUCH EYE MAKEUP ON WITH MY NEW PULLOVER ANORAK. So, maybe anoraks are perfectly tailored for my possessive, neurotic lifestyle. YOU GUYS, I JUST HAD A BREAKTHROUGH AND YOU WERE HERE TO WITNESS IT.

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