Import Sports Cars Vs. New Frames

You know what isn’t cool? Stunting in a bunch of Jesus pieces (HANH?!), while possessing the world’s weakest optical game. What’s that? You only wear your glasses in your peace and conflict lecture? Ain’t nobody got time for that. Get some sexy frames like these Garrett Leight and, you know, see properly for a change. They’re more financially sustainable—aka cheaper—than Oliver Peoples and feature “five barrel hinges for maximum durability.” Does anybody actually read the product descriptions over at Mr. Porter? It’s like I’m buying an import sports car or something.