If You Were Really Cool You’d Have A Motorcycle

This Barbour x Tokihito jacket is bi-colour. I say "bi-colour" cause that’s how British and Canadian people spell it. Whatever, this jacket is waxed and lined and expensive—check, double check, triple check. Wear it while you ride that single speed bike that kid with gauges and cut off black jorts sold you at The Bike Habitat three years ago. You probably even have those cool toe straps and leather handle bar wrapping, don’t you? And if you have one of those leather wine bottle holders I will swerve to almost hit you. When you bitch about how drivers don’t respect "cyclists" I’ll just accuse you of being drunk, then scream something about being from Detroit where we drive cars and drink bock beers. FUCK YOU, CYCLIST. If you were really cool you’d have a motorcycle.