Icy Soles And Swamp Butt

Adidas is about to drop some fresh Gazelle Indoors, which is promising for your warm weather alphets. Ironically, these feature an icy sole even though you'll be rocking them while accumulating buckets upon buckets of swamp butt. Remember that one kid in elementary school who got crazy butt precipitation during recess and it looked like he pissed himself and everyone made fun of him? Man, I hope that dude is doing alright these days because he went through some serious shit. Anyway, I actually only think these sneakers would look good with black or white pants. Wearing them with khakis will just make you look like a guy that rides a fixie.