Hypothetical Weather

Thom Browne’s Foul Weather Coat is so fancy you’ll probably only wear it in pleasant to moderately inclement weather. It’s pretty much the only acceptable version of the hoodie under blazer look popularized by early 2000'2 emo bands. Just work those surgeon cuffs, gurl. Tug on those metal-tipped drawstrings and show off the Cupro lining. Tailored technical gear is really more about hypothetical weather than actual weather. Just don’t rub against a car with salt on it. SALT ON MY MOST EXPENSIVE OF JAWNZ? FUCK YOU, WINTER. I think we should reserve using the term "technical fabric" until they invent a fabric that is salt stain resistant.