How To Get Your Legs As Tan As Your Forearms

I could tell you the origin story of Mitchumm Industries, about how the company started in 1976 by three friends. BLAH BLAH BLAH *snores self to death*. But all you really wanna know is:

How expensive are these trunks gonna be?

$145.

Do people really wear hi-top Converse with swim trunks?

I’m not so sure anyone actually wears dirty hi-top Cons with swim trunks.

How am I ever going to get my legs as tan as my forearms?

The only way you’ll get your legs as tan as the rest of your body is to wear shorts earlier than mid-July.