Hood Rich Is The New Americana

GOLD ROLLIES FOR EVERYONE. Fuck your student loans. Fuck your family. You need a nice watch, don’t you? Just a little something to tell the time—nothing too fancy. Forget all you dudes putting natos on shit and keeping your mewelry all silver and understated and boring. IMA BALL OUT IN GOLD AND MAYBE EVEN SEQUIN IF I WANT, BUT NOT REALLY SEQUIN BECAUSE SEQUIN IS RIDICULOUS. You can most definitely catch me checking the time, flexin' on public transportation, wearing a 14-karat gold watch in head to toe Uniqlo. Because, guess what? Hood rich is the new Americana, boo. Make an incredibly audacious purchase today.

  • curious bloke

    Is there anything wrong with head to toe Uniqlo?

    • Rich guy on public transportation

      Nothing wrong if you wear understated nato strap and poor man silver shit.

  • Joe Blow

    Can someone please translate this to english? What does this even mean? Has materialism and hollow posturing superseded soul?