How To Hit The Gym Like A True #Menswear Douchebag

From what I’ve heard through the open window near my bean bag chair, gyms are packed to the strakes right now! Call it New Year's resolution-ers, call it too cold to exercise outside, call it the gov't converting movement into electricity. But the fact remains, for the menswear heads who don’t get lectern-erect from being a haughty douchebag in the streets, the gym is where you want to re-concentrate your efforts. It’s a new subset of clothing, a new subset of people, in a large room that’s plastered with mirrors. So, since the only person a #menswear douchebag will listen to is a bigger #menswear douchebag, lean in as I ring these whispers of conduct through your cochlea like Cyrano de Bergerac.

Rick Morrison is a writer living in North Carolina. Follow him on Twitter here.

  • Peter

    this is how lawrence prepares himself to go to the gym…….. HAHHAHAHAHA SIKE, he’s fat

    • Lawrence

      we’re out here eating…and we can’t stop :(

    • MonkeyBalls

      Lawrence is a fat turd

  • David

    THIS WAS A GOODUN’

  • OK_ok

    Being fat and still getting laid a lot is the ultimate status symbol.

    It means you´re even wealthy, famous, have a great personality or all of the above.