Hiroki’s Chamber Of Corny White Dudes

After first debuting in 2012, the FBT Sashiko is back, mofuckas. Through the addition of a stitched zig-zag pattern to the, like, flappy skirt part of the legendary shoe/sneaker, these FBT's will stand out amongst the sea of FBT's you're bound to spot at various cool guy functions. Just please—PLEASE—don't cop the pink colorway if these are you first foray into Hiroki's kingdom. While he appreciates your money now, there's no way he will forgive the ensuing, certainly terrible outfits. Eventually, he will banish you to his chamber of corny white dudes, where price is raised for the rest of eternity. Let this be a lesson to you, dear reader. You gotta learn to walk before you can jawn.