High-End Stormtrooper

I really want this Nanamica backpack. I would wear it with an all white alphet and some really expensive designer sneakers that look like Stormtrooper boots. Sure, I'd look like a Stormtrooper, but I bet you my get up would be more expensive than their armor and shit. C'mon, that shit could barely absorb one shot from them laser guns. WHAT'S THE POINT OF WEARING IT THEN? I actually wouldn't wear all white because I don't own white pants and never will because I'm too clumsy for that shit. But I would buy this white backpack because it would really offset all the navy I own.