Hiding Our Ignorance Behind Bravado And Caps Lock

What? This Ill Slander jacket has removable sleeves? I can’t tell if that’s dope or not because they totally don’t show the jacket without the sleeves. But I’m gonna assume it’s dope because, in theory, it sounds dope, like having a car that can transform into a helicopter. The helicopter version might have some aerodynamics issues, but it was a car two seconds ago! Also, shouts to Totokaelo for having a name that I have no idea how to pronounce. Do any of us? It’s just like with jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjound and any Japanese designer's names: We all write them on Twitter and shit, but I feel like none of us have any idea how to actually say them. WE'RE ALL HIDING OUR IGNORANCE BEHIND BRAVADO AND CAPS LOCK.