“Hey Ma”

This right here is a polo made out of terry cloth, which, as far as I am concerned, is genius because I fucking love terry cloth towels. They are as essential to summer in the city as girls in sundresses. One time I had a terry cloth hand towel tucked into my back pocket and my lady was all, “You look like the guys that say ‘hey ma’ to every girl that passes them on the street.” She thought she was making fun of me, when in actuality she was just paying me a wonderful compliment. If your lifestyle makes it difficult to incorporate a towel into your daily ensemble (I really want dudes to start referring to their "kits" and "fits" as "ensembles"), then get yourself the Orlebar Brown terry toweling polo. Now all you have to do is perfect your "hey ma" and you’ll have the whole summer tucked in.

  • Michael

    Gilligan’s Island lookin ass

  • Sais

    In “I really mean it” Cam’ron said “You’re terry cloth, that means you’re very soft.”