Here’s How To Get Kicked Out Of Raf Simons’ Inner Circle

You know what’s cooler than $430 pants? $430 dollar shorts, homie. Raf Dog doesn’t fuck around when it comes to virgin wool shorts. Do you guys think Raf Simons’ friends call him "Raf Dog"? I would. If I was in Raf’s inner circle, I’d brag to all my friends, “Oh, you spoke to Bastin at a Rugger store opening? I got Raf Simons’ phone number saved in my iPod phone under "Raf Dog".” It would be halcyon days until Raf overheard me say “Raf Dog”. Then he’d probably kick me out the clique. He’d cry a little, but stand by his decision, which makes me respect Raf Dog even more.