Having Sex With Jessica Biel In A Pool

Paint splattered clothing is weird to begin with because buying something pre-painted basically means you have no intention of ever painting anything ever. If you're like me and can admit that painting or handy work in general is not really in your wheelhouse, wear paint splattered pants like these from Head Porter Plus. They're guaranteed to make you feel like Freddie Prinze, Jr. in Summer Catch. Chinos are a New England preppy staple and in the flick Freddie's character plays baseball on Cape Cod. While he chases his impossible dream at night, by day he works for his dad's landscaping business and has sex with Jessica Biel in a pool.