Handjob Pantomimes

I have very little experience with Pigalle because I am not really that cool. Guys who are too cool for Supreme know lots about Pigalle. All I know is that it's kind of a pain in the ass to buy their gear online and that most of the stuff you have to go to Paris to get your hands on, which, at first, is kind of annoying and exhausting, but then whatever because it's not like I care that much about anything. A few people I know do put actual effort into their lives and have bought some Pigalle gear and I'm always like, "Wow, Pigalle gear is dope because it's just, like, normal gear you can buy at Modell's, but with 'Pigalle' screened onto it." But immediately after I say that, I'm then like, "Wait, is that a good thing?" I've basically come to the conclusion that it is because Pigalle is French and, therefore, better than that country club windbreaker your dad makes you keep in the trunk of your car "just in case you breakdown in the rain." You should get this box logo windbreaker, so all your friends can be like, "What’s a Pigalle?" And then you can be like, "Pigalle is an area in Paris on the border between the 9th and 18th arrondissements," to which your friends will pantomime a handjob and go back to deciding which dipping sauce to get with their chicken nuggets.

  • obh

    No capitalised words…. You okay, Moy?

  • hiw

    you love nugz

  • WAVY

    Had a spark when it started but now it’s just gahbage

  • Sammy

    Actually tried that on yesterday. It fits f*cking terrible. Looks just like your arms are stung by hundreds of bees and you desperately needed a windbreaker with big ass sleeves. Same is with the rest of the collection, like they intentionally chose the worst quality stuff that would fit only unexplained French individuals like the one in the pictures.

    • beagle

      fwiw it doesn’t really fit dude in the photos real good either

  • yduran

    Between this and the Street wear piece, you guys have a brand new loyal reader. Keeping it a hundred and not afraid to call out what needs calling out.

    Please start doing some more pieces on us emerging designers. It can be rough out here for us. :)