Gusseted Crotches

Maiden Noir throws a fancy back pocket and crotch gusset on some fleece sweatpants and now you've got yourself some fucking SWEATPANTS. I mean, like, I would totally wear these out. And not just to get the mail or buy Us Weekly, but to go out and not be embarrassed and shit. BECAUSE I’D BE COMFORTABLE AND THE ENTIRE TIME MY CROTCH WOULD BE GUSSETED. See, gusseted crotches > regular ol' peasant crotches. And that's really all there is to know.

  • Sigtweed & Corduroy

    I want my sweatpants boners to look classy as fuck…