“Wanna Touch My Moleskin?”

Why is this moleskin trucker jacket from Our Legacy better than one made out of denim? Why is Wendy's better than Burger King? Some things you just know deep down in your soul to be true. But really, you should never be trying to pick up women by saying things like, "Wanna touch my moleskin?" Luxury or not, that just sounds super creepy and runs the risk of being grossly misunderstood. Just let her figure out on her own how awesome you are because you own a nice jacket, even if, truthfully, that's the only good thing about you.