The Gods Love Rich People The Most

Make sure you don't brick the fit on this Uniform Experiment fishtail. Too baggy and it won’t look any different than a struggletail copped at some military surplus joint. Too tight and you can't layer underneath it. The inability to layer underneath a lightweight cotton/nylon grosgrain fishtail renders a $690 dollar useful for only a very specific weather window. You'll only be able to bust out your grail outerwear when the conditions were exactly perfect, kinda like how Helen Hunt couldn't launch her tornado probe unless conditions were absolutely right. You don't really want to spend that kind of money on such site-specific gear, unless you're loaded. Then you can do whatever the fuck you want because the gods love rich people the most.

  • C

    Giant panel of velcro with shoddy stitching on the neck flap is wild ugly.

  • Straight

    It’s nice, fuck the price though.