Go Somewhere Else If You Want To Read About Pizza

This vest from Battenwear is a like a luxe pizza, but instead of crust, cheese and your favorite topping, it’s made of 170 gram PrimaLoft, ripstop nylon and a 100% wool outer. So, it’s not really like a pizza at all. Fuck you though because it's a nice ass vest and Four Pins is the kind of site you visit to look at nice ass vests not pizza. Okay, maybe my simile game isn’t as strong as my random all caps game. SUCK IT, SIMILES. EVERYONE KNOWS METAPHORS ARE MORE CONVINCING RHETORICAL TOOLS ANYWAY.