Go Hard

This Journal Standard piece isn’t just a melton wool jacket. It’s a Hard Melton Wool Hooded Jacket. You’ve got to put in a lot of work to get adjectives like "hard" in your product descriptions. I heard this jacket linked up with some Perfectos and shanked a bunch of 60/40s back in Chino. They don’t fuck with lightweight jackets like that. Sierra Designs better watch their back. And yo, Patagonia is going down, homie. A hood and leather collar buckle make sure your fresh new haircut doesn’t get mussed by wind. What a dickhole, amiright? Rounding out the details, this jacket has dual entry pockets because single entry pockets are for fucking losers, duh.

  • ja

    J. Moy, obviously having too much fun writing these posts. A joy to read. keep it up, my dude.