Girls Can’t Say No To Shawl Collars

How do you not have a > $350 sweater in your closet? What, are you a pleb intern like me? The FIRST thing I'm gonna do when I start making money is save it to get out of my mom’s attic. The second thing I'm gonna do? Buy me one of these bitches. Priorities, homie. This striped button down cardigan by Scott & Charters is just filthy cozy. I mean, 100% lambswool, leather buttons, shawl collar and patch pockets? Boom laid. Quick fact, girls can’t say no to shawl collars. I’ve seen that asshole James Bond wearing one and that dude fucks like a Billy Goat. He’s literally 100% banging exotic chicks that can hardly speak English every time he’s in a shawl collar. That’s enough proof for me. Hop on your secret spy jet, zoom over to UNIONMADE, buy one of these and get to fucking.

  • Untitled

    I want to be getting my dick wet with exotic babes, I’m sold!!

  • Matt Basically

    Boys can’t say know to shawl collars either.