Girls At Parties Don’t Want To Talk To You About Gentrification

You know that guy who always talks about music at parties? Or worse yet, tries to play music at parties? He would probably not get this jacket because he’s a douche, but it’s the print that was on the cover of the Stone Roses’ first album. A. Four applied the print to a Diaplex jacket and BOOM, you have a weird jacket with a weird print. Instead of being the annoying guy that is always talking about weird music no one else gives a shit about, be the guy with the weird jacket and drugs that everyone gives a shit about. Girls at parties aren’t terrible interested in talking about music or bands or gentrification. They’re interested in drugs. A guy in a jacket like this has good drugs.

  • http://twitter.com/lcaseiimunitas judith

    i guess i’m always the guy at parties talking about gentrification but then im gay and you people ruined my neighborhood, if i see another stroller….