Planetarium Laser Shows With Girls Who Let You Touch Their Boobs

This is my new favorite all over print jam. THE STARS OF THE NORTHERN AND SOUTHERN HEMISPHERES ON A COTTON PARKA?! There’s this really fancy boarding school in Michigan that has a graduate art school and a science museum and a planetarium. In high school I went with this girl to the planetarium. We found out how much we’d weigh on the moon and Pluto and shit and then discussed the difference between mass and weight. Then we checked out the laser light show at the planetarium. Constellations are cool. Constellations with lasers, classical music and a girl that lets you touch her boobs are cooler. This jacket won’t get girls to let you touch their boobs like a laser light show will, but they will probably notice you and think, “Oooh, that print would look dope on some leggings.”