Getting Boners In Kinokuniya

Are you one of those guys that calls cherry blossoms "sakura" and corrects their friends on how to properly eat Ramen? Well, then you'll probably love these sashiko print sweats from Wings + Horns. I know, I know, technically "sakura" is the proper name because the blossoms we're all talking about come from a few specific cultivars and are distinct from the cherry trees grown for their fruit. But, c'mon, you only know that because of the Japanese designer you follow on Instagram. Oh yeah, also that one dude who takes nxt lvl selfies and has an Asian Fetish some type of way. Just be forewarned, no matter how dope your sweatpants are, you won't be able to hide your raging boner the next time you walk into Kinokuniya to peruse the home and interiors section without actually buying anything.