Getting Blotto

I'm going to admit that I've never heard of Nowgone Pioneers and I'm also going to admit that I thought these were polo style shirts at first. I should probably admit some other, more heavy shit before those two facts, but whatever. Just buy yourself one of these preppy ass sweatshirts and wear it with khaki shorts while you complain about how your dad makes you clean the boat before you can take it out on the lake and get blotto with your friends. Getting blotto with your friends is barely worth cleaning the whole boat, but you have, like, three weeks before college starts, so what else are you gonna do?

  • easystreet

    that is a pretty cool brand name