Get Your Swooshing’s Worth

These Nike x Undercover Gyakusou pants probably make an incredible swooshing sound when you run. Does Nike have a trademark on the swoosh sound yet? Because they should. They can probably even sue my ass for using the word "swoosh" at this point. There's not a chance in hell I would ever run in these because that would just be dumb. When I buy a pair of pants I dig, I like to wear them for at least a month straight, so these cannot—I repeat—cannot get sweaty. If I commit to pants that swoosh at all, you can bet your ass I'm going to get my swooshing's worth.