“Fucking Essential” Vs. “Essential”

Remember, like, 3 years ago when you thought Horween just sounded like the name of a minor Tolkein character? Man, how the timess have changed. Dudes still wear belts, right? Or has everyone moved on to some other ridiculous sartorial maneuver like rolling the waistband of your pants? A good leather belt is fucking essential, man. Don’t ask how or why it’s essential. I said it’s "fucking essential." You don’t get to ask questions when something is deemed "fucking essential."