Freelance Writers Don’t Wear Suits

I think these Lanvin sweatpants cost more than an entire suit from Suitsupply, but I don’t really know because who the fuck wears suits anyway? NOT FREELANCE WRITERS, THAT’S FOR SURE. As you can imagine, Lanvin sweats have crucial details like gathered ankles and a fly detail. Why is a fly detail important? Because it hides that dreaded #cockoutline (shouts to Jake). You probably don’t want your #cockoutline super visible unless you suffer from cock hubris. However, I would advise against cock hubris as well because chicks will be like, “Ewwwwww gross! That gross sex offender wears gross sweatpants so we have to see the gross outline of his gross penis.” Also, because it NEEDS to be said, never, ever wear a fucking skull T-shirt. They're gross.

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