Footwear Mathematics

Tricker’s brogue boots are too legit to quit. Ignore that momentary lapse in cool guy phraseology because they really are. End saw that very same legitness and decided to have them made up with Vibram soles and blue Repello sued for the exclusive collabo you see before you. Maybe you're tired of Vibram soles on traditional English shoes. And maybe you'll tire over whatever Nike's you're currently jerking off into, so who cares? Slow your fucking roll and lets move on. You still need some boots this winter because SNEAKERS FUCKING SUCK IN THE WINTER. SLUSH + FOOTWEAR (DESIGNED TO BE COMPLETELY VENTILATED) = SOGGY SOCKS *dusts off hands and walks away from chalkboard*.