Flexing On Two Fronts

Dude, I don’t know when I first was like, “Damn, I really like totes. Like, I will legitimately use them to carry things around the city in public.” At this point, it’s more like I can’t remember when I didn’t accept tote bags into my life. Honestly, I think it was when I got a Monocle subscription. You get a free tote that has all these pockets and you’re like DAMN, SON. FLEXING ON TWO FRONTS—ORGANIZATION AND SNOBBY MAGAZINES. The ECONOMIST CAN SUCK IT. This Corter tote is super nice and looks cool and your girl will definitely steal it just like all your other totes. It’s one thing to steal trade show tote bags, but real waxed canvas bags? Girl, you clearly don’t recognize my attachment to material things.