Fishtail Fetish

You know how your one friend has a mean case of Asian fetish? Like, he won’t admit it, but he went to a Top 10 university because of all the Asian kids? And he always makes you eat at that hip new ramen spot? Oh yeah, and he dates Asian chicks EXCLUSIVELY? The ones who act real hood, but are decided upper middle class? Yeah, I have fishtail parka fetish. You throw a fishtail on a jacket and I guarantee I’ll be like, “Oh man, I just have to have this parka.” I MEAN, AT LEAST I DON’T HAVE A CREEPY RACIALLY BASED FETISH. But I do own like four fishtail parkas. And I would buy this Todd Snyder joint because it’s a lightweight spring/summer version and HELLO it rains in the spring and summer too.