Finger Banging As Manual Labor

Let's show some love to Carhartt who switched it up a little bit by adding some corduroy paneling to their classic chore coat. You probably initially thought this color was "burgundy," but you're a silly little fool because it’s actually "Bordeaux". DON’T GET IT WRONG AGAIN, BABY BOY. I can’t stand when people mix up peasant colors with luxe shades. Can you imagine doing manual labor in something Bordeaux? I mean, outside of the standard chores like cleaning the leather of your fine automobiles, finger banging your mistress and truffle hunting. You know, that kind of shit.

  • Michael

    I had to shower after reading that title

    • Michael

      who downvoted this
      fight me you coward