Finely Marbled Kobe Beef

Hat tip to Oi Polloi for looking up fishtail parkas on Wikipedia for everyone. Did you guys know that the fishtails were designed to wrap around paratroopers’ legs to make them more aerodynamic? I didn’t know that either. I just thought the cooler you look, the more intimidating you are to your enemies. I mean, Oi Polloi probably knew that too, which is why they got together with Norse Projects to make these enzyme washed fishtails. If your fishtail ain't looking like some finely marbled Kobe beef, don't talk to me.