Feeling Extra Turbo

Guys, summer's gonna be here before we know it. Last week I was in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and there were literally 5 foot snow banks and mad snowmobilers and one day it was -17 degrees with windchill, but I'm still planning ahead. I feel like this summer I'm gonna really embrace shorts. And, of course, if you're gonna make shorts a big part of your 2k14 warm weather initiative, you need a pair of that makes it look like you pooped your pants. I would wear my friend Rick's Drk Shdw shorts with a basketball jersey, preferably a Fab Five joint. Obviously, I would top the fit off with some black socks—maybe even a shooting sleeve if I was feeling extra turbo.