No One Wants To Be Around You When Your Chi Is Thrown Off

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Thermal pants in the summer is such a fucking power move. Hop up out da bed and don't even think about the weather before turning your swag on. Don't bother checking the weather app on your phone, just slip into these Fear of God thermals and don't trip when it comes to your core temp because it's evident you have no need to step foot outside because your daily routine exclusively revolves around air-conditioned environments. Give a fuck about your utilities bill *Chinx Drugz voice*. Nothing usurps the need to keep your body heat at a terminally chill level at all hours of the day. Keep the thermostat locked because if anyone moves it so much as a degree, your whole chi could be thrown off. And no one wants to be around you when your chi is thrown off. These are for you to lounge all day in your exactly 68-72 degree Fahrenheit apartment and futz around with the heinous extended suede drawstring while you wait for your grocery service to arrive at your door so your chef can get to work on dinner. Some people can't handle this much luxury, but, for you, it's nothing to stunt.

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