Faux Croc, Real Wealth

So you bought an iPhone 5 like the rest of the sheep and are thinking, "Now what?" Being the fanboy that you are, you probably trekked over to the nearest Apple Store in search of the perfect case for your perfect phone only to realize that their perfect store didn't even stock cases for the iPhone 5 til last month (I checked). And when they did all they had were shitty Incase products that were not about your high-class hipster life at all. Enter the guys at Smythson with their crocodile-embossed leather iPhone case. See, they understand hipster irony and know that guys like them are concerned about animal welfare and don't actually support the use of exotic leathers. So here's to ironic iPhone cases and faux croc and looking wealthy whilst avoiding chicks who blabber on about protecting animals who want to eat your face.