Fashion Bonnie And Clyde Lift $40,000 Crocodile Jacket

Have you ever found yourself in a store, trying something on you know you can't afford and, for a split second, think to yourself, "I could probably just steal this shit. Like, shove it in my Uniqlo shopping bag, simply walk the fuck outta here, sprint down the street and no one would catch me because I was a JV track standout. Have you even seen my calves recently?" While it's super weird that you talk to yourself about your calves, most of us would never nut up and cop some gear for $Free.99 because morals and laws or whatever. With that said, there are some of us out here with v malleable judgement. Recently, a couple decided to steal a crocodile jacket from a New York store by the name of Zilli. And, as we all know, croc ain't cheap. In fact, this particular garment retails for $40,000. Damn Zilli. Tough break, son. Is it weird that I'm kind of impressed by these thieves in an Ocean's 11 kind of way? Like, if this scenario played out in a movie and showed the suspect's backstory and their incredibly intricate plans for lifting this jacket and they were romantically involved and they absconded while listening to Jay Z and Beyonce's "Bonnie & Clyde 2003", wouldn't we all sympathize with them? I mean, that shit's way more compelling than, say, a gauche eurotash jacket. I guess, my only question is: The fuck's a Zilli?

  • 82.7% Gutta

    Shoula lifted the JayZ x Barney’s x Rick Owens joint…. smh

  • ebony

    Not surprised their white, n they always give us blacks problems when we walk n a store like this n pay for wat we picked up!!!! Smh jus sad

    • Anthony Sykes II

      that comment reminds me of http://youtu.be/jVrna7Krlys

    • michael jordan

      shut up nigger

      • nerd-182

        literally everyone ever hates you and your kind.

        • michael jordan

          literally i could say the same for niggers

        • AKwithmonkeynutz

          you literally have white guilt dont you pussy boy

    • OK_ok

      Isn´t the race card getting worn out at this point?

  • FUCK YOU

    IF YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED NOBODY AND I MEAN NOBODY LIKE STUPID ASS WHITE PEOPLE. ALL RACES HAVE TURNED ON THE WHITE MAN YOUR THE MINORITY NOW YOU INBRED SACK OF PISSED ON DNA. FUCK EVRY SINGLE WHITE PERSON IN THE WORLD YOUR ALL A WORTH LESS RACE.

    • kikekiller420

      at least we aren’t niggers

    • 92

      how mad can u get