Fancy Stumps

Yep, this is a $22 cedar stump infused with Siskiyou cedar. Put that shit in your closet and dresser and your clothes will be moth free since 2003. Or 2012—whenever you buy it really. Dates aren’t as important as rhyming, obviously. Also, this shit is just ridiculously fancy, you know? Any by fancy, I mean a product that you probably don’t need and has a high likelihood of being overpriced, even at 22 bones. Kinda like that fancy laptop you’re reading this on. In those fancy jeans. On the plus side, girls will be pleasantly surprised that only your bed smells like weed and regret.