Fancy Bootlegs

I'm all about fancy bootlegs and fancy bootlegs by Japanese companies are the best, like, say, Hender Scheme and these Wallabee bootlegs from Wtaps, which are pretty much exact copies except, like, $347 more expensive aka obviously better. I can't wait to save up to buy these shoes and then get really, really angry and disappointed with myself when a drip of toothpaste foam falls from my mouth onto the suede upper. SERIOUSLY, I ONLY EVER DRIP TOOTHPASTE ON SUEDE SHOES. Why do I brush my teeth after I put my shoes on? I DON'T KNOW. SOMETIMES I'M FORGETFUL.