Exactly How Girls Break Up With Us

I see you, Adidas, with your zigzag pony hair. I’m not sure if I personally would wear pony hair sneakers, but I appreciate the idea. I hear dudes say that a lot when it comes to style. Like, “Yo, I totally get why someone would wear this, they’re just not for me, you know?” You wanna know why we’re all so good at appreciating the idea of something even if we don’t want it to become a part of our lives? BECAUSE THAT’S EXACTLY HOW GIRLS BREAK UP WITH US. They say some crazy nice stuff about you and then go, “We’re just not a good fit together, you know? I love the idea of us though. Promise me this won’t end our friendship.”

  • Michael

    Jon Moy is the living manifestation of TMI

  • VERSACEVERSACEVERSACE

    I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT DUDE IS OUT THERE LIKE YO I GOTTA SHAVE THIS PONY

  • Rose Hoare

    I’m a girl and this is “exactly” how I break up with people. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2OOfB-hXNI Those shoes are dumb.