Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Fisherman Sweaters

Did you know that the knitted patterns on fisherman sweaters like these were unique to each family and used to identify a body when it washed up on shore? Neither did I, but Oi Polloi did. How fucking morbid a fact is that to share when a girl rubs your sweater and remarks how cozy it feels? Seriously, creepy facts about old fisherman, drowning and death really turn girls on. Not as much as these Cottonopolis sweaters, but we all can’t be Oi Polloi’s new in-house brand, can we?