Not Even A Really Nice Malbec Can Hide Aesthetically Offensive Socks

Are your socks flecked? Or are they just some boring ass color-blocked pattern? A Macy's-approved polka dot? SERIOUSLY? It’s all about flecked knits for your feet right now, guys. More and more people are adopting the Asian maneuver of requesting that guests remove their shoes when entering homes according to my highly made up research. Your sock game needs to be on point lest you be the guy with the weird tube socks at the budget dinner party. It won’t even matter that you brought a really nice Malbec. All anyone will notice are your aesthetically offensive socks.

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