Estranged Algerian Uncles

Familia, I'm back on my holdall grind. This black and white Knight Mills duffel is mad levels of wavy. Barrels of love have been spent turning a piece of hand luggage into something genuinely eye-catching.

The waxed cotton outer looks thick, solid and expensive, so you should have no problems putting this thing straight into daily use. All of the rivets have a weird brushed look about them, giving it that "worn in" feel right out of the box. There's also a little turquoise stone cross bolted into the handle, so you don't have to waste your time sticking those shitty *prayinghandsemoji* pins all over it. (Disclaimer: Those pins are fucking rad and I'm just salty they don't ship outside of the US smfh.)

I'm also getting wild Schutzstaffel vibes from the white tape detail and, weirdly, I'm pretty fine with that. The SS had one of the coolest logos of all fucking time, so why not channel it into your product? (Disclaimer 2: Kanye, as soon as you stop riding Jean Touitou's dick and decide to use the SS logo for your black skinhead-themed DONDA label, I want max level reimbursement. We're talking straight stock options, homie).

So yeah, you'll definitely be looking for excuses to carry this thing around with you. Maybe start moving keys of heroin for your estranged Algerian uncle again.

Moksha August is a serial Four Pins commenter turned writer. I guess you could say that he started from the bottom. Haha, that's the spot. You can follow him on Twitter here.