Eskimos Don’t Have Internet

Man, I really wish I had $3000 for this Acne shearling-lined leather coat. But, I mean, I guess I wish I had 3 stacks to do lots of things, so that isn't really saying much. Even if I had that money, I'm not even sure I would spend it on this coat, but that doesn't make it any less dope. Because this looks like some shit Eskimos wore back in the Ice Age. See, they rocked coats with fur on the inside and leather on the outside because unlike floor-length minks lined in wind-welcoming silk, that actually makes sense. Well, you know, except for the fact that their coats didn't have notch lapels and belted waists, but hey, we can't take all of our style cues from Eskimos. Those dudes still don't even have Internet.

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  • PAIN

    This is a jacket not a coat you non #menswear fuck