Ephemeral Apparitions

I don't know shit about Brooks England cycling gear because instead of buying expensive bicycles, I spent all that money on an old motorcycle that barely runs because pedaling is hard. And you'd think a motorcycle with an actual engine and headlights would be more expensive than a fancy bicycle, but you'd be incredibly mistaken. Instead of actually pedaling around, arriving sweaty as fuck to functions on a bike, I would justbuy this Brooks cape and walk around in the rain like a goddamn ephemeral apparition. Actually, I'd buy this thing and keep it rolled up in the backseat of my car and whenever I'd have to drive someone around and they asked about my hobo ass looking bundle, I'd just go, "Oh that's my packable cycling cape." Which, let's be real, is the sole reason you buy a packable cycling capes.